State Stereotypes: The Most American Thing I Could Think Of!

Warning: Looking to Offend!

State Stereotypes: The Most American Thing I Could Think Of!

Jack Galowski

Stereotype: a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing.

For some comedic relief, here are some of our states, as characterized by widely-held stereotypes:

Virginia

Where re-enactments are just a typical Tuesday.

 

New Mexico

Well, I needed a colonoscopy anyway.

Utah

Hello!

My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you

The most amazing book

New York

NYC smells like weed.

 

Massachusetts

How can a state that has the greatest colleges in the world export nothing but Bostonians?

 

Florida

One reason Florida doesn’t fear Covid.

 

California

This might be why California’s population is dropping.

 

Texas

Guns, Trump, NASCAR, low taxes, guns, cowboys, barbecue… did I mention guns?

Nebraska

It’s just Cornfields.

Colorado

Right on, man.

North Dakota

Practicing social distancing since 1889.

 

To be continued?