State Stereotypes: The Most American Thing I Could Think Of!
Warning: Looking to Offend!
April 7, 2022
Stereotype: a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing.
For some comedic relief, here are some of our states, as characterized by widely-held stereotypes:
Virginia
Where re-enactments are just a typical Tuesday.
New Mexico
Well, I needed a colonoscopy anyway.
Utah
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book
New York
NYC smells like weed.
Massachusetts
How can a state that has the greatest colleges in the world export nothing but Bostonians?
Florida
One reason Florida doesn’t fear Covid.
California
This might be why California’s population is dropping.
Texas
Guns, Trump, NASCAR, low taxes, guns, cowboys, barbecue… did I mention guns?
Nebraska
It’s just Cornfields.
Colorado
Right on, man.
North Dakota
Practicing social distancing since 1889.
To be continued?
