Three Weird News Stories- Yes, These Are True!


Seth Elghanayan

500 lbs of Pasta Found in New Jersey Woods

In New Jersey 500 lbs of uncooked pasta was found near a stream in Old Bridge, New Jersey. After a few weeks of trying to figure out who dumped the pasta, Keith Rost said it was their veteran neighbor cleaning out a cabin that belonged to his dead mother.


“I really feel like he was just trying to clear out his parents’ house and they were probably stocked up from COVID”- Keith Rost.


The pasta was cleaned up by public works crews. It was approximately 15 full sized barrels worth of pasta.

George Santos (The Biggest Liar) arrested on 13 counts of fraud and financial crimes!


On May 10th, 2023, George Santos was arrested on 7 counts of wire frauds, 1 count of theft on public funds, 3 counts of money laundering and 2 counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.


10 of George Santos’s biggest/pointless lies.


  • He was a star volleyball player at Baruch College. No he never played volleyball in any leagues let alone being a star in college.

  • He is a landlord with 13 tenants not paying rent.
    No this is just not true and he had no reason to lie about it.
  • His Jewish ancestors escaped the Holocaust. He claimed he was Jewish. But when asked if he really was he said he meant “Jew-ish”..?

  • His mom was killed in 911.
    Never happened.
  • He’s a multimillionaire. People in the “capital introduction” business said there’s no way.
  • He worked on Wall Street. Never did and probably never will.
  • He was producer of the biggest flop on broadway. He Was never a producer for broadway. And even so why would he try to convince people he miserably failed..?
  • He had employees that died at pulse nightclub. No, just no.
  • He donated to his own campaign. Never happened. And once again no reason to lie about it.

Snake Flips Switch That Causes Traffic to Stop at Virginia Intersection.

A snake that was inside an electrical panel at the intersection of Prince William Parkway and Sudley Manor Drive, flipped a switch causing traffic signals to stop working. A police officer and an animal control officer managed to get the snake out unharmed.